words and music by Eric Gant and Timothy H. Patton
lyrics
Give me a woman I can love for 50 years
That will still fuck me like a porn star.
I’ll show you someone I can argue about money with
That still has romance in her heart.
I know logistics are the crux of the matter,
And life is like a business to run.
I know a partnership is about more than sex
But I don’t want it if it won’t include fun.
Chorus:
So take me out for a ride
If you’re driven somehow
And you’ve got some funny things to say,
‘Cause I’ll work hard to make you happy, baby
I do good work,
But there’s got to be some time for play
Show me someone who likes to go out dancing
That will later want to come home to me.
I’ll show you someone I can open the door for.
I will put down the seat after I pee.
She’ll be someone who makes the blood leave my brain
And the same woman to bring it back.
If she’s smarter than me but she still laughs at my jokes,
Well then I’m tellin’ you we’re on the right track
Chorus
Give me someone that I can treat like a princess,
But I know that she won’t take it for granted.
She’ll have a cell phone, but she won’t always be on it,
And she’ll think that I’m the dopest on the planet.
She’ll be someone who’s got great big plans,
And she’ll always be a woman of action.
On an evil bad day she’ll smooth the furrows from my brow,
And on a good day she will put me in traction.
Chorus
credits
from Chalice,
track released October 12, 2010
Eric Gant: guitar, vocals
Kevin Scott: bass
Scott Phillips: drums
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